Facebook Project: First Trimester

Here is what happened during my first trimester. I really like some of the statuses before I found out I was pregnant. I had tummy aches and toothaches.
Most frequent activity: Puking and having colds and being grumpy
Weird symptom of pregnancy: Rage and being fuzzy
Favorite/only food: Froot Loops

I wish my tummy didn't hurt so much.

November 21, 2009 at 7:27pm

I hate being sick... And I start my new job tomorrow. I hope UIC will take my new insurance so I can see my old GI doctor.

November 22, 2009 at 4:14pm

toothache... I get dental next tuesday!

November 25, 2009 at 7:58pm

i'm sick... i hate this.

November 29, 2009 at 3:34pm

why am I sick and I work for the department of public health? its like a disaster. I need to get vaccinated urgently.

November 30, 2009 at 1:22pm

chips and bloody marys for dinner!

November 30, 2009 at 7:32pm

 

Ok here's the news... I can't hide it forever... and secrets are hard to keep... I made a BABY!!! (If i currently work with you... please don't talk amongst yourselves... keep it to the std unit only)

December 12, 2009 at 7:23pm

Trying not to puke at work... this really really sucks.

December 14, 2009 at 9:01am

Grumpy, queasy, and tired for a long, long, time.

December 16, 2009 at 4:20pm

I did not puke my guts out this morning... and I feel ok so far!

December 17, 2009 at 8:41am

I hate wrapping presents... especially when my tummy hurts. All the time.

 · December 19, 2009 at 8:13pm

i puked on my foot... i'm ready to be done being pregnant...

 · December 24, 2009 at 3:18pm

I miss old school mega man.

 · December 27, 2009 at 9:06pm

SO GRUMPY...

 · December 28, 2009 at 3:17pm

not too sure if this baby is gonna like the egg nog I just drank... what was I thinking?

 · December 29, 2009 at 6:55pm

Rudolph's shiny new year! its my favorite. Might be baby new year's ears...

 · December 29, 2009 at 7:04pm

The baby does NOT like oreos.

 · December 30, 2009 at 9:06am

I have to wait a whole year to go iceskating now. I really really wanted to finally go this winter. Silly baby. Ruining all my plans... now and probably for the rest of my life.

 · December 30, 2009 at 3:05pm

Its official... i'm starting to show... I have a little baby bump. It looks like i'm smuggling a fanny pack!

 · January 3, 2010 at 7:00pm

I am outta Froot Loops... the baby is sad.

 · January 4, 2010 at 6:53pm

I now have 4 boxes of froot loops in my "pantry" and I have eaten 3 bowls already... the baby is happy now.

 · January 6, 2010 at 9:10am

I am sooooo sick. I just want to go home and sleep. Sucks that all I can take is tylenol too, cuz that really don't work too well on aches.

 · January 6, 2010 at 11:48am

I feel like crap... this cold is sooooooooo bad.

 · January 7, 2010 at 10:39am

Wake me up when this cold is over and everything is ok. I am miserable.

 · January 8, 2010 at 3:53pm

I want to go to Tokyo.

 · January 9, 2010 at 1:26pm

I miss the montgomery ward catalog...

 · January 9, 2010 at 5:18pm

So my cold is better but morning sickness is back with a vengeance! I can't even eat my breakfast.

 · January 11, 2010 at 8:59am

Why do they say 9 months when its really like 10? Which month doesn't count? This baby won't be outta me til august and I've been pregnant for just over 2 months... grr.

 · January 11, 2010 at 12:24pm

I miss Wendy's Chili... stupid stupid food allergy. (Don't say it mom... or I will have the pepper experiment at your house and you will have to take care of your poor miserable daughter.)

 · January 12, 2010 at 4:30pm

So I forgot to brush my hair before work this morning... whoops. Maybe i'll get around to it but probably not.

 · January 14, 2010 at 8:52am

Yesterday I saw this chick walking down the street in pajama pants and a t-shirt... and then I noticed she was also wearing rubber gloves... and she looked at me like what the F? Umm miss you are the one that is crazy.

 · January 16, 2010 at 1:09pm

Dammit... i started watching Jersey Shore... Its addictive.

 · January 18, 2010 at 8:05pm

So lately I've wanted to hurt people (like beat them up) and break/throw things at the drop of a hat. I hope these murderous rages are caused by hormones and not because I'm becoming a murderer.

 · January 19, 2010 at 8:55am

Muther F. I almost got into a car accident today. This bastard was up on my ass and honking, I couldn't see the oncoming traffic because some genius parked a truck ON the corner which I thought was illegal. Then I pulled up, some guy swerved barely missing me, and then the ass behind me just went around me. I wanted to jump out of my car, and open his car door and pull his hair so hard that scalp came with it.

 · January 20, 2010 at 11:15am

So I have this intense craving for baby food right now. (The fruit variety.) So I googled it to see if it was normal. And women actually go on baby food diets to lose weight. Really you are gonna eat baby food instead of a meal. Crazy.

 · January 21, 2010 at 11:03am

This baby is making me fuzzy and pimply... I'm a teenage boy right now. No one ever tells you this stuff. Pimples maybe but fur suit no.

 · January 21, 2010 at 7:39pm

I have the worst heartburn in the world right now... and what am I craving? Spicy tomato juice.

 · January 22, 2010 at 6:55pm

First prenatal appointment later today... its an hour long. But its about time I have one. Maybe I learn something about my baby.

 · January 25, 2010 at 8:22am

If i were a dude... i'd totally rock Pauly D's blow out.

 · January 25, 2010 at 1:02pm

My baby (there is probably only one... yes!) has a heartbeat! 157 beats per min.

 · January 25, 2010 at 7:05pm

horrible sleep and a bad bad commute to work... i hate morning sickness! It needs to go away not get worse.

 · January 26, 2010 at 8:54am

Rehydrating after yesterday. If I was anyone else you'd think this post was about too much drinking but alas its about a morning sickness-migraine combo.

 · January 27, 2010 at 9:50am

Day 3 of the pregnancy headache from hell tat i had hoped to avoid... atleast now its just a headache and not a puke fest.

 · January 28, 2010 at 8:37am

I can eat! I can eat! Yay!!!! No more liquid diet!!! Shout out to coffee and tylenol for curing my headache. Big ups to my tummy for finally cooperating. For anyone I forgot... thanks to you too.

 · January 28, 2010 at 12:57pm

i'm in desparate need of berry blue Kool-Aid.

 · January 29, 2010 at 8:57pm

I just had a sudden wave of grumpiness come over. It sucks cuz today is one of my favorite holidays.

 · February 2, 2010 at 3:02pm

I hate when people put a "shmear" on their bagels... call it what it is! Its cream cheese! OK?!

 · February 3, 2010 at 9:16am

I had a dream that I had really tan feet and ankles. And no amount of sun would tan the rest of me.

 · February 4, 2010 at 9:04am

Today, I got my first "Are you pregnant?"

 · February 5, 2010 at 7:32pm

I might take down the christmas tree today!

 · February 6, 2010 at 1:19pm

I had my first pregnancy glass of wine last night (very small one, say 3 to 4 oz, my baby's father made sure of it.) But now I have the worst headache ever. Maybe it was not the best idea ever but it was fun while it lasted.

 · February 6, 2010 at 3:44pm

Does this mean i need to make Super Bowl food? The baby hates cooking.

 · February 7, 2010 at 9:21am

Just when I thought it was safe... morning sickness strikes again. Shoot me.

 · February 8, 2010 at 8:46am

GROSS! I have pee in my belly. Just floating around. Baby Center told me "His kidneys are producing urine, which he releases into the amniotic fluid around him -- a process he'll keep up until birth."

 · February 8, 2010 at 9:15am

I'm throw up...

 · February 8, 2010 at 6:24pm